Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Teach ME?

Ye ooo Woman!

You who goes home at 5pm everyday, Sit in my place for even one day..and you'd know how difficult my work is.

Oh well never mind, what would you know of work and work stress!

Have fun!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Arrears (Services minus Food Charges)

Hmm, what would I want if the two of you get married? Further to the Arrears, please find below my wish list :

  1. Recognition
  2. Recognition
  3. Reference (Whenever needed)
  4. N (Still don't like her name)
  5. Freedom to take your kids whenever wherever I want.
  6. Me, God Father.
The list will be updated periodically. Shall you have any concerns, please go to Hell.

The above list is not subject to your acceptance. Shall you not accept it, you know the trouble you guys be in.

Have Fun.


Prayers (We all need em)

You hear the most cliched and weirdest of Prayers when you're heading out for Umrah, here are a few:

  1. Good Grades, I really need em.
  2. Me! (most common).
  3. **** (well let not go there :p)
  4. Katrina Kaif!
  5. Liverpool!
  6. Manchester!
  7. Women!
  8. Eternal Happiness.
  9. Whatever you like for me.
  10. I want out of this mess!
  11. HE FAILS!
  12. SHE FAILS!
  13. Hamza you already know what to pray for me.
  14. Health.
  15. Mental Peace.
  16. We end up together.
  17. Safe Birth.
  18. Liverpool Wins, Manchester United Loses!
  19. Better Hair

Well I hope to pray for you all.

The best: "Hmm, nothing that I can rem, have a full filling journey and save return" (F Abidi)

Monday, April 20, 2009

I could see it through your eyes.

The way you told me about that incident yesterday, the way your eyes rolled and way you paused as if it was actually happening in that time line, I saw it all, I saw the agony, the dejected feeling and the realization in your eyes that this wasn't your home.

Hats off to you, k, I salute you.

You live with it everyday and yet not show it to anyone.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Should I or May I?

I have walked all this distance not because of you but because I wanted to see the change in you. Still you are not there where you should have been. Not even close

Should I leave you? and than you will do the right thing.
or
May I leave you? to let you do the right thing.

We all work, Just to die

I had another encounter with death today.
I never knew her.
I never met her.
I never saw her.
But for some reason it hurts that she's gone.
God Speed!